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- Stand up, improv, acting….you name it, I’m new to it. I’ve always been awesome, but it’s only recently that I’ve given into my creative genius and begun to spill my hilarious seed on the capri pants of society. People tell me that other than my ruggedly handsome good looks and my animal magnetism, the thing they like about me most is the way my musk dances in the air; filling the nasal cavities of civilians within a 15 foot radius with the sweet scent of charisma and sandalwood. Bang me now before I’m famous so in a few years you can say, “I knew him when he was just a cocksure millionaire.” As you can see by my interests, I’m highly intelligent with exquisite taste in music, movies and tv. My heroes are way funnier than yours. I purposely keep myself out of great physical shape to ward off materialistic “image” types and dress down to avoid gold diggers. I didn’t work hard for a few months to give my money away. I know you’re into me because you’re still reading. I don’t blame you. I’m pretty into me too. Don’t hate me though because I rock hard and live fast. Hate me because I really love veal. Give in to your desire. Message me. Stalk me. Send me self address stamped envelopes for my hair and finger nail clippings. Dig through my garbage and eat my leftovers. Steal my morning paper and leave lipstick around my door knob. Do it. You’ll be disgusted to the point of depression in the morning, but it’ll be a non stop thrill ride (for you) while it lasts. Jesus loves you, but he's gay for me.
